JP wants ESW-9's

And I want some too! Sexy, sexy headphones.

The ATH-ESW9 Sovereign Wood Headphones, by Audio Technica, is crafted with care from the finest of fine, Japanese Hokkaido cherry tree wood.

At the $369 price tag, this is more for serious audiophiles than the white buds we sport for a jog, but it’s almost a shame that these bad boys are more appropriate indoors. It just makes such a succinct statement when you're strollin' around town. "I love drowning in my music and I love absurdly cool and unnecessary things from Japan."

I think I'll hold off until my next life...when I'm ready to combine these two statements and come out as DJ SquidKid.